fmylife:

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie when he leaned in close and passionately kissed me on the lips. When we parted, he asked, “Now, will you make me sandwich?” FML

I don’t even know….. If I were that girl I would seriously punch the guy and yell at him to make his own damn sandwich. Sheesh.

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    This is a Vince tactic that happens to me often. Never a sandwich, usually a “now will you tickle my back?” And I do...
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    I don’t even know….. If...that girl I would seriously punch
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